GOT!

Let's review the rules real quick:

Rule #1: DO NOT STICK IT IN THE CRAZY!
Rule #2: If you ignore rule number 1, stick and move... any more than that is your own fault!!
Rule #3: See Rule Number 1!
Rule #4: Never ever date a chick named after an alcoholic beverage
Rule #5: Do Not Let the Crazy Move In!!!

Okay, let's continue:

In an exclusive interview Wednesday, Olympic gold medalist and professional wrestling champion Kurt Angle said his live-in girlfriend got him arrested on an alleged violation of a protection-from-abuse order after the two had broken up.


Just a few hours after returning to Pittsburgh from Orlando, Fla., where he had been performing for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling the past three days, Angle told WTAE Channel 4's Michelle Wright that he can't get back into his Moon Township home because the woman is still there.

Breaking into tears during the interview, Angle said spending nine hours in custody after his arrest Saturday morning was the lowest point of his life.

"I didn't do anything wrong, and I was sitting there in the (Allegheny) county jail, just thinking about why I even started dating this girl. I can't believe she did this to me. I don't even know when I'm allowed back in my own home," Angle said.
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Kurt & Dirk need to start a support group, Easy Prey!!!

Plaxico, want a do over?

That 3 month offer probably looks as good as Beyonce right about now...

via Pro Football Talk on Thu May 28, 2009

“This is what I’ve been told and what I’ve heard,” Papa said on the air. “They worked out something where they had it down to about a three-month jail term with actually only two months served and about 1,500 hours of community service. And I think his lawyers felt that they had a pretty good deal. He doesn’t want to go to jail at all. He shot down the deal. . . . He does not want to go to jail at all. So now coming up in another couple of weeks we’re gonna find out what’s gonna happen. But my guess is that the city of New York is not gonna back off any kind of jail time.

“Evidently, he’s gonna have to go to Ryker’s [sic] Island,” Papa added. “He’s deathly afraid of going. . . . [I]f he would have just taken the deal when it originally was offered it would all be over with by now. But supposedly the community service hours and the jail time are not appealing to him. He does not understand that he is not in any kind of position of leverage. He has no leverage. He — not his representatives — he thinks he has leverage.”

Fast Forward to today, August 20th, 2009:

Plaxico Burress, the former Giants receiver, pleaded guilty on Thursday morning to criminal possession of a weapon, in a deal with Manhattan prosecutors that will send him to prison for two years.

Justice Michael H. Melkonian of State Supreme Court accepted the guilty plea. Under the plea agreement, along with the two-year prison sentence, Mr. Burress, 31, is to be sentenced on Sept. 22 to two years of post-release supervision. With good behavior, he will be eligible for release after slightly more than 20 months.

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He should of hired Dante Stallworth's lawyer... hell, all pro athletes should have Stallworth's lawyer's name & number in their rolodex!!!